what the kids are reading these days

First there's this:

I gave a copy of this paper to my bus driver today, just so he can make informed decisions next time.

Then, we have this gem:

Clearly, this graph shows that people who appreciate culinary value and have only one apple require a boatload of bananas in order to be happy.


And finally, all I can say about this is:

TROGDOR!!!! Burninating the countryside...