logical thinking

I've made plans to run with my friend LD tomorrow morning.  I was talking to RO'D this afternoon and I mentioned my intent to run for the first time since the race.  His response:

Man, you don't even let the sheets get cold before you move on to someone else?

I was a bit confused and pointed out that he had run without me on Saturday and that I just needed a push to get back out again.  His response:

I ran alone!  Are you saying that you are justified in having an affair tomorrow because I masterbated on Saturday?

Dude, that's totally what I'm saying.